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Jesus O'Reilly


Jesus O'Reilly


He is leading the masses to the shopping malls too spread a little Christmas credit card debt among retailers who "bravely" use the phrase "Merry Christmas" to sell their wares. Jesus O'Reilly is leading the fight against those he says are waging "war" on Christmas. It is really something to see, Jesus O'Reilly has thrown away the ideals of pacificism for that of confrontation and exploitation by warning that he will use all the power that [he has] on radio and television to bring horror into the world of people that he believes "denigrate" the Christmas holiday. (I get goose bumps just thinking about this.)

So you doubt the powers that Jesus O'Reilly hath bestowed upon himself? Be amazed as you behold the words of Jesus O'Reilly as he "humbly" takes credit for the recent drop in gas prices across the United States in an exchange with Neil Cavuto:

CAVUTO: So wait a minute, you’re not, you’re taking credit for gas prices being down from where they are?

O’REILLY: I said my reporting and some reporting of others. They got scared.


So remember when you are celebrating this Holiday Season to give thanks to Jesus O'Reilly for driving down gasoline prices and defending Christmas from those promoting what he describes as a "secular progressive agenda."

1 Comments:

Blogger Blogenfreude said...

if only I had a car ...

12/23/2005 6:55 AM  

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